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Hack Hack, Cough Cough

Hello there my fellow sheep! Still stalking the page I see. Useless. The lot of you.

But. If you MUST fiend off of my posts, here, I’ll throw you a bone.

If you’d like the complete collection of my email hacks, you can email me here at: Skankz4meplz@google.net

You can also send me a letter.

And So It Glows
P.O. Box 3
Seal Harbor, ME 04675

Until then, FUCK OFF!

Still curious I see. Wondering what I’ll say next. Just can’t stay away from this, can you, cunt? You’re all sheep. Fucking sheep. Being herded in the same direction without a thought of it. Fucking pathetic. Why not get a life? Or is gossip all you’re good at?

That’d be my guess. You’re such a waste of air.

One Art

You’re all so fucking stupid. God. It sickens me. How the fuck do you fucking pathetic people make it through the fucking day without your brain committing suicide in your pathetic fucking head? All you do is work, work, work. You don’t take the time to read. To remember history. Poetry? Anything? Can you even remember who the President was when you were born without fucking googling it? Can you tell me any historical dates off the top of your head? Or is all you fucking think about numbers? You people make me fucking sick. The fact that I have to walk into the office and look at your hypocritical fucking fake faces makes me want to vomit in your lunch and laugh cynically as you eat it.

Fuck off you fucking assholes.

Cunt.
Fucking cunt!

Holidays Much?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That’s all I have to you all! HAHA! You poor fuckers. Working holiday after holiday. Never getting to enjoy them. HAHAHA! Not me though! When you’re dealing with those last minutes morons I hope you think of me; I’ll be sitting a beach sucking down ice cold beer after ice cold beer. I don’t pity you fuckers though because HAHA you deserve it!

SUCKAHS! Peace out homie!

Words to live by

Let he who is blameless cast the first stone.

Maybe you bitches should think about that before you go name calling. :p

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

It seems I got a nasty email from a rather irate person and some stern words about plagiarism. I was nice though. I took some stuff down to appease this person but I was laughing on the inside. You think I’m mean?! Me? Nahhh. More like evil! HA! I simply do not care! I write what I want and if that includes a bit of copying and then changes some words around, then SO BE IT! I spruced it up a bit and made it sound more real, made it my own. ‘Cause it’s what I’m good at. Bitches be hoes and can’t handle the truth! Haha! If you’re confused, don’t be! I’ll make it simple. I hack emails. I hack them all day and everyday, finding interesting hate mail. However I never really find anything as hateful as I’d like to post, so I always take them and tune them. Add some fuck you’s there, some suck it bitches there, always removing the names, just to be a tad nice, and VOILA! Fan fic at it’s best! I’ll give it some time to cool down, and then, no worries, NickelDimes will be BLACK! That’s right.

Until then, here’s to gettin’ nickel and dimed!  Hard! :)

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